Here’s the official lyrics to my songs. I’m writing them exactly as heard, even if something repeats several times. I’m categorizing them by album.
Plus Some That Don’t Fit The Mold
“Gravy“
Build a statue of my baby-
Mashed potatoes and gravy-
Build a statue of my baby-
Mashed potatoes and gravy-
Build a statue of my baby-
Mashed potatoes and gravy-
Build a statue of my baby-
Mashed potatoes and gravy-
Build a statue of my baby-
Mashed potatoes and gravy-
Build a statue of my baby-
Mashed potatoes and gravy-
Ahhh
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
I got my fridge.
and my pidge
uhn and they’re mine.
I ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
I got my fridge.
and my pidge
uhn and they’re mine.
I ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
I got my fridge.
and my pidge
uhn and they’re mine.
I ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
nuh nuh nuh
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
nuh nuh nuh
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
I got my fridge.
and my pidge
uhn and they’re mine.
I ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
ahhh
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
No. No. He ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
I got my fridge.
and my pidge
uhn and they’re mine.
I ain’t gonna sell ‘em.
Ya only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Ya only gave me five feet.
Ya only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Ya only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Ya only gave me five feet.
Ya only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Ya only gave me five feet.
Nibble. Nibble. Nibble… Bite.
Ya only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Ya only gave me five feet.
Nibble. Nibble. Nibble… Bite.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Ya only gave me five feet.
Nibble. Nibble. Nibble… Bite.
“Milx”
She only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
She only gave me five feet.
Nibble. Nibble. Nibble… Bite.
She only gave me five feet.
I’m gonna bite the leash!
Show me your toothpick, baby.
I wanna see the plaque on the end of it.
Show me your toothpick, baby.
I wanna see the plaque on the end of it.
Show me your toothpick, baby.
I wanna see the plaque on the end of it.
Show me your toothpick, baby.
I wanna see your plaque on the end of it.
Smells like General Braddock in my attic…
Disgusting and old and covered with mold.
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Misaligned Mind
Ooo Ooo Ooo Ahhh
I want to make sure that you like
This song that I’m about to write.
I’ll pick some chords I know you’ll like,
And you’ll have no choice but to sing them with me.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
I thought those chords were really neat.
I saw you tap all both your feet.
It’s almost time now to repeat.
Grab you fake mic and start to sign out loud now.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
I thought that bridge was really swell.
It’s that time once again to sing out loud now.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Hit Potential’s surely coming your way.
Song’s so catchy, ‘gonna sing it all day.
Jack of Clu-ubs, Seven of Diamonds, Five of Diamonds, Ten of Spa-ades,
Ace of Clu-ubs, Six of Spa-ades, Ten of Diamonds, Ten of Hea-arts
Four of Clu-ubs, Four of Hea-arts, Nine of Clu-ubs, Jack of Diamonds,
Kings of Clu-ubs, Two of Diamonds, King of Spa-ades, Queen of Spa-ades
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle,
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle,
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle,
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle
Two of Spa-ades, Four of Diamonds, Three of Hea-arts, Three of Diamonds,
Ten of Clu-ubs, Seven of Spa-ades, Three of Clu-ubs, Nine of Spa-ades
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle,
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle,
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle,
Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle, Tribal Shuffle
Six of Clu-ubs
When will I ever get to swim in the manmade lakes?
When will I ever squeeze a cow and see the milk it makes?
When will I ever catch a cold, then the flu, and get the shakes?
When will I ever win you love and take you out for pancakes?
I don’t know what the future holds,
But I know for sure, I’ll be holding you.
When will I ever get to fly with no wings in the air?
When will I ever eat a bomb to save the day because I care?
When will I ever say I’m here when I’m really over there?
When will I ever win your love and get to take you to the fair?
I don’t know what the future holds,
But I know for sure, I’ll be holding you.
I don’t know what the future holds,
But I know for sure, I’ll be holding you.
I don’t know what the future holds.
All I know is I’ll be holding you.
When will I ever get a chance to pave a highway to the moon?
When will I ever bake a cake in the shape of Daniel Boone?
When will I ever own my business and become a tycoon?
When will I ever win you love, and we can share our favorite tune?
Swim to the hills!!!
Ahh, Señor. Ahh, Señor. Ahh, Señor.
It’s a hip a hop a tango.
She don’t want to dance til you take your dancy stance.
She don’t want to dance til you wear your fancy pants.
She don’t want to dance til you change your name to “Lance.”
She’s a picky girl: a tango expert.
She don’t want to dance til you take your dancy stance.
She don’t want to dance til you wear your fancy pants.
She don’t want to dance til you change your name to “Lance.”
She’s a picky girl: a tango expert.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Does anybody have an extension cord?
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Build a vacuum in your back yard;
Suck up all the leaves.
Since When was is a chore
To be considered yours?
I guess I love you more.
Am I wasting time? (ti-ime)
Time, I’m never ever gonna get back?
A piece of mind? (mi-ind)
Mind, my thoughts of you are darker than black.
I wish you were kind. (ki-ind)
Kind, cause bein’ king is what you lack.
Nickels and dimes. (di-imes)
Dimes, you leave me with an empty sack.
Since When was is a chore
To be considered yours?
I guess I love you more.
I was wasting charm. (cha-arm)
Charm, I could have held another girl
On my arm. (ar-arm)
Arm, and took her all around the world
In my car. (ca-ar)
Car, we’d never ever have to drive
Very far. (fa-ar)
Far, Because we’ve already arrived.
Since When was is a chore
To be considered yours?
I guess I love you more.
Am I wasting time? (ti-ime)
Time, I’m never ever gonna get back?
A piece of mind? (mi-ind)
Mind, my thoughts of you are darker than black.
I wish you were kind. (ki-ind)
Kind, cause bein’ king is what you lack.
Nickels and dimes. (di-imes)
Dimes, you leave me with an empty sack.
Since When was is a chore
To be considered yours?
I guess I love you more.
I was wasting…
Since When was is a chore
To be considered yours?
I guess I love you more.
I was wasting life.
“A’poisa”
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
(Laughter)
Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah
Lah. Lah. Lah.
Lah-ahh.
“Nompo”
I stapled my hand to my feet.
I guess I thought it would be neat,
But when i saw the blood,
and when I felt the pain,
And when i saw more blood,
I knew I was wrong.
I once was able to crab-walk,
But now my hands and feet are connected.
And when I saw the blood,
and when I felt the pain,
and when I saw more blood,
I knew I was wrong.
“Normal Logs vs. Outside Lights”
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
Oh-oh-oh.
Oh-oh-oh.
Oh-oh-oh.
Ahh-ahh.
One has flammability.
One has electricity.
‘Wonder who will win the fight:
Normal Logs or Outside Lights.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
One has flammability.
One has electricity.
‘Wonder who will win the fight:
Normal Logs or Outside Lights.
One has flammability.
One has electricity.
‘Wonder who will win the fight:
Normal Logs or Outside Lights.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
‘Wonder who will win it.
One has flammability. (‘Wonder who will win it.)
One has electricity. (‘Wonder who will win it.)
‘Wonder who will win the fight: (‘Wonder who will win it.)
Normal Logs or Outside Lights.
One has flammability. (‘Wonder who will win it.)
One has electricity-tee-tee-tee-tee-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
Give me something to think about
While I wait here for you.
Give me something to ease my mind
Before I turn blue.
When will we meet again? I don’t know.
Time goes by much too slow. I don’t know. I don’t know.
Give me something to think about
While I wait here for you.
Give me something to ease my mind
Before I turn blue.
When will we meet again? I don’t know.
Time goes by much too slow. I don’t know. I don’t know.
